Have You Ever?

Have you ever wanted to hide away for days, or better yet, months at a time because your life seems to be just so...ahhh? Have you ever wanted to pull out your hair, one strand at a time because it would feel better than the emotions that are pounding pulverizing your skull and making your head spin out of control? Have you ever wanted get into the dryer with the wet clothes, turn it on high and just tumble because the pain of tumble dry would feel alot better than the screeching sound in your ears when the kids wake you up at 7 o'clock in the morning?

The past couple of weeks have been trying to say the least. The kids have been out of school and pretty much demand...no...COMMAND my attention 24/7. And the whining...oh the insatiable whining!...I thought that shit stopped! Hell no it doesn't! Maybe it is PMS or old age or insanity creeping up on me. Or maybe it is just the fact that my mother was right and my children are completely and utterly fucking SPOILED! I thought I could handle them, but when I go out of my way to do all these nice things for them and don't even get a "blow me" "thank you", yeah, I give up! I had to PULL OVER ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY to stop a fight between my 9 and 7 year old girls tonight. We weren't even gone from the park for 1/2 a minute and they were arguing over...get this shit...CUP HOLDERS!!! For real? A cup holder? You are going to make me almost wreck my car by arguing over a mother effing cup holder???? Oy.

So Diapers and Wine, I wasn't kidding when I said it doesn't get easier because they get bigger, they talk back, they cry louder and they learn how to say "I HATE you!" and "I wish you weren't my mom!" Boo to the big kids today. I wish I could go on strike. I wish I could take my bottle of rum, a bag of ice and a 2 liter of coke and hide in my room for a couple of hours until I can't feel my head anymore.

Have you ever wanted to just roll one and disappear for a few? LMFAO!

TTFN, Happy 4th

Mama RoHo