50 ODD (Not Really) Things About ME!

I got this in an email today from one of my best friends. I thought it was funny and, of course, answered some of the things pretty funny so I decided to make it a blog for Saturday. I was thinking, why not make this a little ritual on my part as well. Kinda like I see on here from a lot of people. They pick a day and make that day of the week a special day and stick to it. Like Mad Monday or Freaky Friday and they write something in particular on that day. I think I will make mine Survey Saturday and pick a survey that tells the blogging world all about little old (and I don't mean that literally because I am NOT old!)ME! I think it will be fun and you bloggers (and stalkers alike) will get to know me slowly but surely! YAY! This is going to be fun. Maybe.

Here we go!

50 ODD (Not Really) Things About ME ME ME!!!

1. Do you like chunky blue cheese? NO

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No, but these days, it's possible it might be in our drinking water! LOL! kidding

3. Do you own a gun? No, but Balla owns a shotgun. I'd like a hand gun for when he is gone

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? I like cherry added to my diet coke

5. Do you get nervous before doctor Appointments? Yes. I hate the dentist and gynecologist

6. What do you think of hot dogs? yuck unless they are grilled all beef and those jewish ones

7. Favorite Christmas movie? um, i don't really know

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? i like iced coffee in the summer, hot coffee in the winter...lots of espresso either way

9. Can you do push ups? yep. spent 7 years in the military so I had to

10. Age? 31 (see! not so old!)

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my wedding ring and this new amber necklace and ankle bracelet i have

12. Favorite hobby? sex...I'll keep Lynn's answer and add that I like to blog as well. It helps with coping with my emotions

13. Favorite Actor/Actress? Well, I would like to say I do not have one, but I really dig Sean Connery

14. Do you have A.D.D.? maybe sometimes. I get distracted by this computer sometimes

15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? sometimes I curse a whole hell of a lot and I have no patience with my kids on some days

16. What is your Middle name? Lynne

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment. The dishes are calling my name, I miss Balla, I really need a perma sitter

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday/today: not a damn thing

19. Favorite drink? rum and coke...I will say yes to Lynn's answer but it has to be my Costa Rican rum. Oh and I love love love beer

20. Current worry? my uterus

21. Current hate right now? i always hate my ex-husband because I feel he should have to pay for all the things I have had to pay for over the past 7 1/2 years

22. Favorite place to be? anywhere i can have a drink in my hand and not a care in the world

23. How did you bring in the New Year? at my house with a few friends watching a movie in the dark! lol

24. Where would you like to go? back to Costa Rica would be nice

25. Name three people who will complete this? Becky...Kara...Sharon

26. Do you own slippers? Nope. they were getting nasty so I...wait, I might

27. What shirt are you wearing? dark blue tank top

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? no, too slippery

29. Can you whistle? not too good

30. Favorite color? blue and green

31. Would you be a pirate? hell yeah!

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? too much shit crap in my head to sing in the shower

33. Favorite girl's name? uh, mine?

35. What is in your pocket right now? my cell...call it and my butt will vibrate

36. Last thing that made you laugh? typing that my butt would vibrate

37. Best bed sheets as a child? strawberry shortcake and holly hobbie were my fave

38. Worst injury you've ever had? hmmm...fractured ankle but only because I couldn't work the Pablo Francisco show at the FB :**(

39. Love where you live? I wouldn't call it love, no. I loathe this place.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 6...holy shit crap LYNN!!! We have 2 TVs. That is more than plenty.

41. Who is your loudest friend? Loudest? Gee...that is a hard one. We can all be loud if we want to.

42. How many dogs do you have? 2

43. Does someone have a crush on you? Sean Connery? LMFAO! Balla better. That dope.

44. What is your favorite book? Either the Green Mile or The Dark Tower Series. It's a toss up. Both by Stephen King though.

45. Where were you born? Good Old AK-Rowdy (Akron, Ohio for those of you non-natives)

46. What is your favorite candy? I don't like candy. Chocolate is a staple in my home when it is that time of the month though

47 Sports Team? Hmmm...Let me see...I am from Ohio...that would make me a mutha grabbin' CLEVELAND BROWNS FAN!!!!
Yeah, I know they suck and all that stupid blahzy blah, but when you have been a fan since birth, you stay a fan through thick and thin! DUH!!


48 . What song do you want played at your funeral? What? I gotta die? Whatev

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Watching "The Bucket List" Damn good movie

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Am I awake? Shit.(No deleting that. Plain and simply did not want to wake up!)

I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Survey Saturday! I hope I remember to do this EVERY Saturday so you all get to know me better and so I can work on my curse word diet. I have issues especially when writing because the occasional "shit" pops in and always the "damn" so I have to really work on it. I don't think "damn" is that bad but the other really should go.

Until next time.

TTFN,

Mama Roho